Crazy-Rich-Asian

This shirt is basically your new life coach—it makes you look hotter, convinces strangers you have your act together, and fully supports your journey as a walking disaster. Lightweight enough for summer, tough enough to handle your daily coffee-related tragedies, and breathable enough to survive full-body panic sweats. If you’re looking for a low-effort way to fake stability—congrats, you just found it.

• A unisex t-shirt that fits better than your life choices.

• Made from a classified blend of cotton and polyester (depending on the color), but let’s be real, you only care that it feels amazing.

• 180 GSM bio-washed fabric—which is science talk for “soft enough to make you question all your other clothes.”

• Printed with eco-friendly inks, because the planet deserves better than your impulse purchases.

• Pre-shrunk and side-seamed, so it won’t betray you by turning into a weirdly cropped disaster after one wash. Unlike you, this shirt actually has its life together.